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Oh my gosh this was absolutely HILARIOUS!! Even though I know it's not canon I have a feeling that Zeharias really enjoyed it anyway!
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Hi Espoir! Thank you so much for making the video. :D I'm glad you enjoyed this awful game. 

And yes, he sure did.

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Exactly what it says on the tin. 10/10

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Thank you! ^^

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You did such a good job on making this terrible. I absolutely loved your other games and I was playing them in order of release dates. This came up last and after playing I had to delete all the games off my computer.

Thank you so much. ;w;

And oh no, was it so bad that the other games had to get deleted? 

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I know I mentioned it before I made this video (on various social media), but this game had me howling. 

I loved it. I'm sorry, it was so funny. (The voice acting absolutely sent me xD I still can't stop thinking about it. I tried to explain it to my sibling too because it's too funny not to.)

I know none of this is canon, but it's honestly so perfect and getting vague lore about Zech was excellent. And getting to touch some Zech tiddy was a nice touch (especially the honking. Oh god, the honking)

The endings were appropriately awful/good, too.
I mean, the best ending was obviously the best, but I'm very partial to the 4th bad ending because the whole premise made me cackle.

Good (bad?) job! I'm looking forward to playing more of Zech's canon stories, but this was absolutely delightful.
(I know that sorta defeats the purpose of making the "Worst Visual Novel", but credit where credit is due... this was a fun one!)

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Aaaa hi Cryptid! ^^ I'm sorry for the late reply.

Thank you so much! :> Claw did such a good job with the voice acting and the little honking noises. 

I know. ;w; I'm aware I failed the Worst Visual Novel challenge, but I'm very happy people had fun playing this.

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hi i played this game with my friends heres what we thought

it was kind of terrible at some parts but we also kept laughing throughout the whole time it was kinda too good

it was way too funny

the voice acting was the cehery oun top it was incredible very slow and funny lol the pauses x3

vague as to not soiuper spoil but the asyphixiation line was SO UNNY we laguhed for like 5 minute sstraite not lieing (i wswear)

but no this was actualy too good sry i think u failed

Awww thank you so much. ;w; I'm happy you guys found this so funny.

Yeah Claw did an amazing job with the voice acting. ^^

Also yeah, I realized I failed the Bad Visual Novel challenge.

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it's terrible

I can't get pass the tiddies without dying of lauging. help pls

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btw the I forget to mention the VA

I'm so dead on the floor rn ahahhahahahahahah

btw that's the sarcasm , everything is terribly good!

i cant get over the voice knowing that someone have to record this audio 

okay.. you make me evolve into a kettle 

Claw is amazing. ^^ I'm very grateful for his voice acting here, he went all out with the voice.

Thank you so much. :3

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I'm so sorry but you put way too much effort and thought into making it "bad" it's actually unironically good now lol. Bad games are usually bad not because of the skill issue(bad art, bad writing, bad music, etc.) but because of the lack of thought and effort. A bad game is a boring, illogical, poorly managed game even it's creator doesn't care about. Your game is a very good parody with a very deliberate "bad" artistic direction. It's actually hilarious and enjoyable so... It's the worst worst visual novel ever. Which by logic makes it the best visual novel ever lol

Also...tiddy touching simulator 10/10

Yes. ;w; I do agree that I have failed the requirements of a bad visual novel. I wanted to make something that was still fun to play despite being terrible, so I put in far too much effort than needed. 

Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed the tiddy touching. ^^

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honestly I'm not sure if I should rate it 5 stars or 1 star, considering how the gam is made for the Worst Visual Novel Ever game jam TT - TT

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I appreciate it regardless. ;w; Thank you so much.

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This may be terrible, but I'm having a lot of fun analyzing its surprisingly coherent (if inadvertent) messaging criticizing amatonormativity/allonormativity , as well as possible hints of criticism of heteronormativity specifically. That is, I know you referenced the "lesbian of the pool meme" very briefly as a silly joke, but interpreting the blank-slate, self-insert protagonist as a lesbian who feels obligated to carry out heteroromantic/heterosexual relationships is surprisingly well-supported.

I'm still figuring out the (completely accidental) symbolism of the canned tuna. I'm going to pretend the notable design choice of it having an otter logo instead of a fish logo was a deliberate choice. Is it because Zecherias seems adorable/alluring but is in fact a vicious predator coercive in his intimate relationships, just like an otter? (Yes, otters can be very disturbing in their mating practices; proceed with caution.)

I absolutely love this. :D While the game is entirely a joke with no deeper meaning, I do appreciate the analysis and find it a lot of fun. Thank you for taking your time doing this.

The protagonist can be of any gender, but that is an interesting idea. However, I promise Zecharias will not pursue someone whose sexuality would cause them to not be interested in him.

The canned tuna is an inside joke between me and a friend, but I think that would be an interesting comparison. Zecharias is a dangerous person who seems sweet on the surface, and has association with water.

Thanks again!