Why Is This Weird Guy Letting Me Touch His Chest (In The Backrooms)
A downloadable game
A purposely bad game made for the Worst Visual Novel Ever game jam: https://itch.io/jam/worstvn2024
You try to enter a host club, but fall into the Backrooms instead. You meet a very strange man in a bunny outfit who lets you touch his nice chest to release your stress, but weird things begin to happen. And the weird man also tries to kill you.
Features:
- 5 endings
- 3000+ words
- A segment where all you do is touch someone's chest
I promise my art usually doesn't look like this. ;w; This game was made with the intent of being bad, thus the art, music, gameplay, writing, and voice acting are awful. Please note that the game is entirely for comedy.
I also wish for this game to be fixed in the Fixit VN Jam: https://itch.io/jam/fixitvn
This game is part of the series of games I'm making, under the title Let Me Remind You. However, this game is not canon to the series and made as a joke. You can find the rest of the games on my page.
BGM "Cream" was made by Zack Valance. (I promise his music is better than the intentionally bad song here.)
All other BGM are by Kevin Macleod.
Voice acting was done by Claw. (I promise his voice acting is better than the intentionally bad one here.)
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ACTUALLY the best game ever, as a woman liker i can say that i LOVED how big his boobs are!!:3
STOP IT HELP ME (real..BUT HELP ME)
GET OUT LIL BRO
Hi Espoir! Thank you so much for making the video. :D I'm glad you enjoyed this awful game.
And yes, he sure did.
Exactly what it says on the tin. 10/10
Thank you! ^^
You did such a good job on making this terrible. I absolutely loved your other games and I was playing them in order of release dates. This came up last and after playing I had to delete all the games off my computer.
Thank you so much. ;w;
And oh no, was it so bad that the other games had to get deleted?
I dont even know man, I might as well review your other games as well. They were absolutely amazing to me even just as demo/unfinished games. I love your writing. At first I was skeptical of how I was supposed to feel nostalgia and how liminal spaces were going to be used but I was pleasantly surprised. I don't know, just everything about all them tied nicely together within their own games? I loved the music especially. That's what made me feel the most nostalgic I feel. Zech is a very interesting and mysterious character and I'd love to more about him through these games.
I played this one, enjoyed it and decided after seeing everything "yeah I had enough." and deleted everything. It was such an experience. I don't know how to describe it like I did with the other games.
Keep doing what you're doing, seriously, I love your work.... including this one... I think...
I loved it. I'm sorry, it was so funny. (The voice acting absolutely sent me xD I still can't stop thinking about it. I tried to explain it to my sibling too because it's too funny not to.)
I know none of this is canon, but it's honestly so perfect and getting vague lore about Zech was excellent. And getting to touch some Zech tiddy was a nice touch (especially the honking. Oh god, the honking)
The endings were appropriately awful/good, too.
I mean, the best ending was obviously the best, but I'm very partial to the 4th bad ending because the whole premise made me cackle.
Good (bad?) job! I'm looking forward to playing more of Zech's canon stories, but this was absolutely delightful.
(I know that sorta defeats the purpose of making the "Worst Visual Novel", but credit where credit is due... this was a fun one!)
Aaaa hi Cryptid! ^^ I'm sorry for the late reply.
Thank you so much! :> Claw did such a good job with the voice acting and the little honking noises.
I know. ;w; I'm aware I failed the Worst Visual Novel challenge, but I'm very happy people had fun playing this.
hi i played this game with my friends heres what we thought
it was kind of terrible at some parts but we also kept laughing throughout the whole time it was kinda too good
it was way too funny
the voice acting was the cehery oun top it was incredible very slow and funny lol the pauses x3
vague as to not soiuper spoil but the asyphixiation line was SO UNNY we laguhed for like 5 minute sstraite not lieing (i wswear)
but no this was actualy too good sry i think u failed
Awww thank you so much. ;w; I'm happy you guys found this so funny.
Yeah Claw did an amazing job with the voice acting. ^^
Also yeah, I realized I failed the Bad Visual Novel challenge.
it's terrible
I can't get pass the tiddies without dying of lauging. help pls
btw the I forget to mention the VA
I'm so dead on the floor rn ahahhahahahahahah
btw that's the sarcasm , everything is terribly good!
i cant get over the voice knowing that someone have to record this audio
okay.. you make me evolve into a kettle
Claw is amazing. ^^ I'm very grateful for his voice acting here, he went all out with the voice.
Thank you so much. :3
I'm so sorry but you put way too much effort and thought into making it "bad" it's actually unironically good now lol. Bad games are usually bad not because of the skill issue(bad art, bad writing, bad music, etc.) but because of the lack of thought and effort. A bad game is a boring, illogical, poorly managed game even it's creator doesn't care about. Your game is a very good parody with a very deliberate "bad" artistic direction. It's actually hilarious and enjoyable so... It's the worst worst visual novel ever. Which by logic makes it the best visual novel ever lol
Also...tiddy touching simulator 10/10
Yes. ;w; I do agree that I have failed the requirements of a bad visual novel. I wanted to make something that was still fun to play despite being terrible, so I put in far too much effort than needed.
Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed the tiddy touching. ^^
honestly I'm not sure if I should rate it 5 stars or 1 star, considering how the gam is made for the Worst Visual Novel Ever game jam TT - TT
I appreciate it regardless. ;w; Thank you so much.
This may be terrible, but I'm having a lot of fun analyzing its surprisingly coherent (if inadvertent) messaging criticizing amatonormativity/allonormativity , as well as possible hints of criticism of heteronormativity specifically. That is, I know you referenced the "lesbian of the pool meme" very briefly as a silly joke, but interpreting the blank-slate, self-insert protagonist as a lesbian who feels obligated to carry out heteroromantic/heterosexual relationships is surprisingly well-supported.
I'm still figuring out the (completely accidental) symbolism of the canned tuna. I'm going to pretend the notable design choice of it having an otter logo instead of a fish logo was a deliberate choice. Is it because Zecherias seems adorable/alluring but is in fact a vicious predator coercive in his intimate relationships, just like an otter? (Yes, otters can be very disturbing in their mating practices; proceed with caution.)
I absolutely love this. :D While the game is entirely a joke with no deeper meaning, I do appreciate the analysis and find it a lot of fun. Thank you for taking your time doing this.
The protagonist can be of any gender, but that is an interesting idea. However, I promise Zecharias will not pursue someone whose sexuality would cause them to not be interested in him.
The canned tuna is an inside joke between me and a friend, but I think that would be an interesting comparison. Zecharias is a dangerous person who seems sweet on the surface, and has association with water.
Thanks again!